Justin's dad says

"Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."

If you want to laugh for, like, 15 minutes straight, check out "shitmydadsays" on Twitter. It is a collection of posts from a guy named Justin, a 28-year-old living with his 73-year-old father. He writes down things his dad says and posts them via Twitter. They're hilarious. I seriously laughed for 10 minutes straight when I read these last night. B came into the room and asked what I was doing and if I was okay. I think he thought I'd gone nutty. So funny - go take a look!

(And just FYI, the quote above isn't even one of the funniest ones - it's just one of the more G-rated quotes.)

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