Freckles and thigh tires

I have freckles. But not like these:

Photo via Full House

I wish. She is gorgeous.

I do, however, have upper thigh tires like these (without the perfectly balanced buxom-ness elsewhere though):

Photo via Mary Ruffle

She's beautiful though. I was very happy to see that even a beauty icon like Marilyn had a little junk in her trunk and some cellulite/thigh pockets like me. This will be a little inspiration for me before our upcoming beach trip in August. Maybe I'll be as self-confident as she by then. (ha)

Are you a freckle fan? No need to ask if you're a Marilyn fan - everyone is (even doubters like me).