Muffy von Lichtenstein

Image from Papermag

Spotting baked socialites in the pages of a gossip rag is not a new phenomenon (hellllooo, Paris), but giving yourself a socialite name is something kinda new. So forget figuring out your porn star name ("Calvin Fifth" does not bode well for me...) and instead figure out your own socialite name here.

Mine is - duh duh duh daaaah (fanfare) - Charlotte Bronfman. Even better: Brian would be Chip Tisch. Ooh, preppy.