Split down the middle

Card originally seen on Pretty Pretty Paper.

Having worked in legal marketing for several years, I saw tons and tons of boilerplate, boring business cards for various types of attorneys. No one loves a divorce or a divorce laywer, but I love that this Mr. Mahon is making things more...practical. A little sense of humor can't hurt things, right? Just split the card down the middle and you're both armed with info. Kinda wrong; kinda funny.